The Official Thom Chin Webpage 3000
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Thom Chins, REAL THOM CHIN 3000. This site is awesome. My name is Lyle and I can't stop thinking about Thom Chin . Thom Chin 3000 is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Thom Chin 3000 is a cyborg.
2. Thom Chin 3000 has been "planning" a "housewarming" "party" for 4 years -- and by "4 years," i mean ALL the "time."
3. Thom Chin 3000 hates sleeping with girls who snore.
4. Tiny babies (including the baby jesus) drink around Thom Chin 3000. Pure beer. If you were as sweet as Thom Chin's babies you would too.
Weapons and gear:
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Tivo Series 2 DVR with Lifetime Subscription
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Roomba
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planes and ho's
Testimonial:
Thom Chin 3000 does elliptical every day for 22.4 minutes! Thom Chin used work ALL the
time and didn't even think twice about it.
One time, this girl slept over at his house and she started snoring, and even though he has 14 bedrooms he stayed up all night IN THE SAME ROOM, and came to work the next day with dark circles under his eyes just so he could tell her to stop fucking snoring.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Thom Chin 3000 has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will kill you in dungeons and dragons on the street!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Thom Chin
is sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe
it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This guy is totally awesome
and that's a fact. Thom Chin is fast, smooth, cool, strong, mathematical,
and brooding. I can't wait to start eating chicken feet next year. he told me "kung hee fat choy," and i believe him!!!!!
Don't shake your head like that, stupid. You don't believe because you're ignorant and retarded like potato bug. One time in 4th grade, Thom Chin 3000 joined the band, and he wanted to flirt with this red headed girl named Marcy Meyers. So you know what he did? Do you? Of course not, you're stupid like a potato bug!!! He decided to play the fucking flute so that he could sit next to her. OMGHI2U!!!
And
that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q and A:.
Q: How come the levees broke in New Orleans?
A: Because Thom Chin 3000 didn't program them in C. He used PHP, which is a stupid language just like Chinese (which isn't even a language).
Q: Why does Thom Chin need a 3000 webpage?
A: Thom told me to tell you to shut up, stupid. Ok, he didn't tell me. But I bet he would because you're stupid and annoying.
Q: Where does Thom Chin get his haircut?
A: See, I told you that you were stupid because thom chin is a cyborg. And Jean Claude Van Damme was based on his life story in Chinese (which isn't even a language)
Q: What does Thom Chin do when he's not playing pool or programming computers?
A: Most of his free time is spent working on his apartment, but sometimes he just drinks a BOTTLE OF BLACK LABEL FOR NO REASON. (Ask Marc if you don't believe me.) He used to drink White LAbel, but he drank so much that the company went out of business and they only have Black LABEL left.
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