The Official Thom Chin Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Thom Chins, REAL THOM CHIN.  This site is awesome.    My name is Jing and I can't stop thinking about Thom Chin.  Thom Chin is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Thom Chin is a mammal.

2.    Thom Chin "works" on his apartment ALL the time.

3.    Thom Chin loves to play PS2 while he drinks a shitload of whiskey

Weapons and gear:

Mercedes CLK

Testimonial:

Thom Chin can program anything he wants!  Thom Chin used work ALL the time and didn't even think twice about it.  This guy so crazy and awesome that he buys prada ALL the time, but never goes out to WEAR IT.  I heard that one time, Thom was in the bathroom and his friend was taking a piss, and he turned as pissed ALL OVER THOM. Thom doesn't take that shit from anyone, so he turned around and pissed right back on him! And then, I heard that thom chin was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the thom chin lit up cigarettes with the whole town.

One time, Thom Chin dated three girls named "Betty" at the same time! And they all had sisters that loved him even more! So he dated 6 chicks at the same time, while he drank a bottle of whiskey!

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Thom Chin has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will drag race on the street!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Thom Chin is sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Thom Chin is fast, smooth, cool, strong, mathematical, and brooding.  I can't wait to start eating chicken feet next year.  I love Thom Chin with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Thom Chin?

A: Thom Chin is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he parties and drinks all the time, but on the other hand, Thom Chin is very studious and hard-working.

Q: I heard that Thom Chin is always *bling-bling* or GQ.  What's his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Thom Chin can be *bling-bling* OR totally scrubby. 

Q: What does Thom Chin do when he's not playing pool or programming computers?

A: Most of his free time is spent working on his apartment, but sometimes he just drinks a BOTTLE OF VODKA FOR NO REASON.  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

Here's THOM CHIN ready to ROCK!

old thom chin sucks like windows 95. upgrade to TC3000!